Ah, Xbox Game Pass — the one subscription that feels like it’s trying to save your wallet and destroy your free time at the same time. Microsoft just keeps shoving games into that library like an overpacked Steam backlog.
Ninja Gaiden 4 joining the list? Great, now every casual player can remember what pain feels like. Ball x Pit and Keeper sound like they were named by an AI that’s 80% sure it knows English, but hey — they’re probably indie gems waiting to make you feel guilty for ever doubting them.
At this point, Game Pass isn’t a service; it’s a lifestyle hazard. You open the app to “just browse” and three hours later you’re knee-deep in a roguelike farming sim, downloading a racing game you’ll never open, and mentally justifying paying for another month because “this one looks good.”
Microsoft knows exactly what it’s doing — and we’re all falling for it, one “Play with Game Pass” button at a time.
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