Console gaming has always been, and always will be, the superior experience.
>buy a console
>plug it in>play your game
>no driver issues
>no tweaking ini files or fixing broken ports
>no worrying about specs, it just works
>games are actually optimized for your hardware
>everyone is on the same playing field—no hardware advantages
>you’re not sitting hunched over a desk like a wage slave
>chilling on your couch with a controller like a KING
>console exclusives mog 99% of PC games
>day 1 physical discs still exist
>you actually own your games
>can lend/trade/resell
>no surprise Windows update mid-session
>no malware from shady mod sites
>multiplayer isn’t full of sweaty cheaters running aimbots
>actual friends list, actual party chat, actual social features
>no reddit-tier game launchers or 17 different stores
>turn it on, game launches in seconds
>no 800 settings to tweak just to get stable FPS
>no need to upgrade GPU every 2 years because "new game stutter"
>new-gen consoles are quieter and more power-efficient than most PCs
>digital sales are actually decent
>console UI isn’t some soulless spreadsheet
>your whole setup looks clean, not like a NASA command center
>be me
>rocking a PC built during the Obama administration
>Radeon HD7870, FX-6300, 8GB DDR3 RAM
>case sounds like it’s summoning demons whenever I launch Steam
>hear new open-world game dropped
>looks like absolute fire on trailers, 4K god traced grass physics and NPCs with actual brain cells
>download 100GB overnight because the HDD spins slower than Earth’s rotation
>boot it up and press new game
>temps hit 110°C
>PC makes a noise like old steel is being bent out of shape
>fans spin so hard I achieve local airlift
>get 11fps, motion blur making it look like my screen is underwater
>turn settings to low and get 21fps
>character blinks and my GPU crashes to desktop
>post rant on Steam forums and my anime Discord
>"how come this game doesn’t run well on my setup? it’s not even that demanding"
>see social media posts of snoys getting 60fps on PS5
>someone tells me my GPU has less VRAM than a Raspberry Pi
>SEETHING.png
>go to Reddit and post screenshot of game running at 720p with textures set to potato mode
>title: “Proof next-gen games are scams, consoles are holding gaming back" get 40k upvotes within the hour
>ignore the fact I could've afforded a new GPU this year if I hadn't spent all my money on potato chips and vape juice
>brag about being a “real gamer” because real gamer experience involves 20-minute loading screens and textures not loading in
>spend 6 hours tweaking .ini files to completely remove grass and shadows from the game
>get 4 extra fps as a result
>give up and uninstall the game
>leave 1/10 steam review with a tirade about Unreal engine (even though the game isn't using it)
>go back to playing League of Legends muttering “they don’t make ‘em like this anymore”
>rocking a PC built during the Obama administration
>Radeon HD7870, FX-6300, 8GB DDR3 RAM
>case sounds like it’s summoning demons whenever I launch Steam
>hear new open-world game dropped
>looks like absolute fire on trailers, 4K god traced grass physics and NPCs with actual brain cells
>download 100GB overnight because the HDD spins slower than Earth’s rotation
>boot it up and press new game
>temps hit 110°C
>PC makes a noise like old steel is being bent out of shape
>fans spin so hard I achieve local airlift
>get 11fps, motion blur making it look like my screen is underwater
>turn settings to low and get 21fps
>character blinks and my GPU crashes to desktop
>post rant on Steam forums and my anime Discord
>"how come this game doesn’t run well on my setup? it’s not even that demanding"
>see social media posts of snoys getting 60fps on PS5
>someone tells me my GPU has less VRAM than a Raspberry Pi
>SEETHING.png
>go to Reddit and post screenshot of game running at 720p with textures set to potato mode
>title: “Proof next-gen games are scams, consoles are holding gaming back" get 40k upvotes within the hour
>ignore the fact I could've afforded a new GPU this year if I hadn't spent all my money on potato chips and vape juice
>brag about being a “real gamer” because real gamer experience involves 20-minute loading screens and textures not loading in
>spend 6 hours tweaking .ini files to completely remove grass and shadows from the game
>get 4 extra fps as a result
>give up and uninstall the game
>leave 1/10 steam review with a tirade about Unreal engine (even though the game isn't using it)
>go back to playing League of Legends muttering “they don’t make ‘em like this anymore”
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